Lady Sat Nav says we are so, so lost
We missed the turn at Banbury Cross
Lady Sat Nav says, ‘Turn around the car!’
Look at the the map, it’s so, so far
Turn around! Turn around!
Lady Sat Nav says that love is profound
Turn around! Turn around!
Lady Sat Nav says, ‘We’ve not a ruby found.’
Are we there yet? (Is this happiness?)
Are we there yet? (Is this love and bliss?)
Are we there yet? (It seems so hit and miss)
We’re only ever where we are
Are we there yet?
(At the roundabout, turn right for 500 yards)
Lady Sat Nav says, ‘Leave the Humberside!’
I want to see the Ganges’ tide
Lady Sat Nav says, ‘Go to France in a trance
The Nile in a while and Spain on the Main!’
Turn around! Turn around!
Lady Sat Nav says that love is profound
Turn around! Turn around!
Lady Sat Nav says, ‘We’ve not a ruby found.’
Are we there yet? (Is this happiness?)
Are we there yet? (Is this love and bliss?)
Are we there yet? (It seems so hit and miss)
We’re only ever where we are
Are we there yet?
(Continue on the M40 for 1.9 miles until you are lost)
Argentina, I wanna see ya
California, I really mourn ya
Mexico, I wanna go
Lithuania, you’re the main, yeah
Australia, I wanna sail ya
Himalayas, I’m gonna say yes!
Are we there yet? (Is this happiness?)
Are we there yet? (Is this love and bliss?)
Are we there yet? (It seems so hit and miss)
We’re only ever where we are Are we there yet?
(If the car in front has broken down, please stop to help)
Lady Sat Nav says, ‘Brazil’s a thrill!’
Fulfil my will or change a drill
Lady Sat Nav says, ‘Time’s a-ticking past!’
Feel the winds be catching us fast
Turn around! Turn around!
Lady Sat Nav says love is profound
Turn around! Turn around!
Lady Sat Nav says, ‘We’ve not a ruby found.’
Are we there yet? (Is this happiness?)
Are we there yet? (Is this love and bliss?)
Are we there yet? (It seems so hit and miss)
We’re only ever where we are
Are we there yet?