People say the girl’s a witch
Kids are cruel and love to snitch
They say she’s got a funny squint
And sucks on garlic like a mint
Katie knows a spell or two
She can make a toad of you
So don’t go near or else you might
Crouch and croak throughout the night
October thirty first’s the time
They taunt her worst and it’s a crime
‘Your family’s fiendish and a clutch
Of witches, goblins, ghouls and such.’
Out on the streets, there’s sweets about
But Katie’s at home, Katie’s missing out
Out in the night, the kids are tricking fun
But Katie, she’s at home, Katie’s feeling glum
Katie, Katie, Katie, Katie
She’s the witch who’s scared of Halloween!
Don’t be scared of Halloween
Or the things that go unseen
There’s no need to feed the fear
When the ghosts and ghouls are near
Witches love to swoop on sticks
Formation flying, stunting tricks
Loop the loop and scoop the earth
Flinging sweets for all they’re worth
Out in the streets, there’s sweets about
Katie, she’s at home, Katie’s missing out
Out in the night, the kids are tricking fun
Katie, she’s at home, Katie’s feeling glum
Katie, Katie, Katie, Katie
She’s the witch who’s scared of Halloween!
Baba Yaga, Whuppity Stoorie
Dracula and Frankenstein
Feel the fear, they’re frightfully near
Creeping, crawling, silently stalking
Inch by inch and bit by bit
Sweeping slowly, seething below thee
Nothing to do, coming for you
Run for your life, it’s Haaaaaaaa!
Haaaaaaaa-lloween!
Out in the streets, sweets about
Katie’s at home, Katie’s missing out
Out in the night, the kids are tricking fun
Katie, she’s at home, Katie’s feeling glum
Katie, Katie, Katie, Katie
She’s the witch who’s scared of Halloween!
There’s a moonlight mystery
It’s the Goblin King you’ve gotta see
He’s the guy, an ice-cool dude
He rules the witch, the witches’ brood
The Goblin dude, now he’s the one
Who calls on Katie to dance his song
Over the moonbeams and far away
Scattering stardust ’til the day
Katie, Katie, Katie, Katie
She’s the witch who’s lovin’ Haaaaaaaa-lloween!